- me reading fanfic: this better be NC17 and be drowning in hearteyes and vomiting romance rainbows, or it can gtfo.
- me watching tv/movies: if this develops a romance plot I'm outta here.
- test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
- me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh